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「ENFP, artist, musician, Toa, Time Lord, and aspiring chemist.」

Current occupations: 1st chair French horn, BGHS part-time; Toa, full-time; Sherlockian, full-time; Cumberbabe, part-time; Loki/Hiddleston's Army, part-time; Time Lord, full-time. One word: AWESOME

life (...or lack thereof) my life school band art music sunboy

"As far inland as Stourton Tower, / And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge."

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marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/18/2013, with 150,840 notes (source: marypoppinthatpussy) — reblog
plays

3go:

boozledorf:

hats-and-horses:

raikoh14:

This guy made a painting in less than 90  seconds.

Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone

Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting.

at first i was

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then i was like

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tags » #misc #art #cool 
posted on 2/13/2013, with 96,000 notes (source: raikoh14) — reblog

cumberbutt:

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

otp

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/13/2013, with 219,623 notes (source: markgatiss) — reblog
youreallbasicbitches:

alltime-bro:

youreallbasicbitches:

me on my way to steal yo girl

i just almost died

shit sorry man u ok

youreallbasicbitches:

alltime-bro:

youreallbasicbitches:

me on my way to steal yo girl

i just almost died

shit sorry man u ok

(Source: profcheren)

tags » #misc #WHAT 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 101,531 notes (source: profcheren) — reblog
tags » #misc #cool 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 6,382 notes (source: niknak79) — reblog
nerdyy-maddy:

arachno-phobic:

lol my teacher is hilarious 

I need this teacher
high resolution →

nerdyy-maddy:

arachno-phobic:

lol my teacher is hilarious 

I need this teacher

tags » #misc #life 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 191,294 notes (source: amin0acid) — reblog

louisharrystylinson:

halesinski:

So I’m checking to see where people are viewing my blog from and

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oh someone from Africa lets see where

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oh is that an island let me see

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I don’t see an island

image

Ariel is that u

Maybe there’s wifi in the ocean 

(Source: deucalio)

tags » #tumblr #misc 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 9,071 notes (source: deucalio) — reblog
m4kingbabies:

Imagine how many straight men would end up doing gay things just to stay in the contest.
high resolution →

m4kingbabies:

Imagine how many straight men would end up doing gay things just to stay in the contest.

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 4,528 notes (source: m4kingbabies) — reblog
mistakesandmusicals:

unicornbuttdrag:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

tbh this is the best thing on my dash

You should say your name is Belial. Mwhahahahaha.

It got better xD
high resolution →

mistakesandmusicals:

unicornbuttdrag:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

tbh this is the best thing on my dash

You should say your name is Belial. Mwhahahahaha.

It got better xD

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 118,441 notes (source: thetomboywithheadphones) — reblog

excess-0:

escapekit:

College for Creative Studies’ PSA Campaign

Amazing.

tags » #art #misc 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 81,858 notes (source: escapekit) — reblog

hiimapsychopath:

zaynsbro:

slutformisha:

firstdandelions:

hELP

MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT

AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’

AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY

24*60 is 1440

Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day

ten days of internet per day

I just don’t even

(Source: imperialwaters)

tags » #misc #tumblr #lol 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 138,289 notes (source: imperialwaters) — reblog
dad: I don't see the point in suicide
me:
dad: if people are pissing you off kill them instead.
dad: if you're sad just kill other people
dad: no point in killing yourself. That's no fun.
tags » #misc 
posted on 2/4/2013, with 137,841 notes (source: pashingsmumpkins) — reblog

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

(Source: ricksanscrotum)

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/3/2013, with 139,579 notes (source: ricksanscrotum) — reblog