tags » #misc #lolThe number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest





「ENFP, artist, musician, Toa, Time Lord, and aspiring chemist.」
Current occupations: 1st chair French horn, BGHS part-time; Toa, full-time; Sherlockian, full-time; Cumberbabe, part-time; Loki/Hiddleston's Army, part-time; Time Lord, full-time. ◦†◦ One word: AWESOME
tags » #misc #lolThe number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
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tags » #misc #art #coolThis guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds.
Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone
Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting.
at first i was
then i was like
tags » #misc #lolthe guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
otp

me on my way to steal yo girl
i just almost died
shit sorry man u ok
(Source: profcheren)
tags » #misc #WHATSo I’m checking to see where people are viewing my blog from and
oh someone from Africa lets see where
oh is that an island let me see
I don’t see an island
Ariel is that u
Maybe there’s wifi in the ocean
(Source: deucalio)
tags » #tumblr #misc
tags » #misc #lolImagine how many straight men would end up doing gay things just to stay in the contest.

tags » #misc #lolSo there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut
She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural.I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh wellOh please do tell. This is gonna be great.
Update:
I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNINGWe were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chairYOU ARE MY HERO
Reblogging just for the caption.
UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.
tbh this is the best thing on my dash
You should say your name is Belial. Mwhahahahaha.
It got better xD
hELP
MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY
I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT
AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’
AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY
24*60 is 1440
Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day
ten days of internet per day
I just don’t even
(Source: imperialwaters)
tags » #misc #tumblr #loli talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
(Source: ricksanscrotum)
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