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...where good, evil, and insanity come together!

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「ENFP, artist, musician, Toa, Time Lord, and aspiring chemist.」

Occupations: part-time captain of YOLO-class swagship NCC-2013 "2SWAG4U"; former 1st chair French horn, BGHS; full-time Sherlockian; part-time Cumberbabe; part-time Loki/Hiddleston's Army.

☐Single ☐Not Single ☑Enlisting in Starfleet

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「"Das ist logisch, nicht?" | "This is logical, yes?"」

man on the brink of insanity
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m4kingbabies: Imagine how many straight men would end up doing gay things just to stay in the contest.
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m4kingbabies:

Imagine how many straight men would end up doing gay things just to stay in the contest.

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 4,528 notes (source: m4kingbabies) — reblog

hyliantimelady:

Actual five year olds

(Source: kimlennox)

tags » #Avengers #lol 
posted on 2/10/2013, with 70,534 notes (source: kimlennox) — reblog
historyofromanovs: bulletproofjewels: subtleasanairraid: lostsplendor: collective-history: Kaiser Wilhelm II strikes a pose. (ca. 1914-1916)  Boy let’s make like pre-1871 German states and unify. Sassy Willy. Actually, this is the kaiser’s eldest son, the Crown Prince. But great photo, nevertheless!

historyofromanovs:

bulletproofjewels:

subtleasanairraid:

lostsplendor:

collective-history:

Kaiser Wilhelm II strikes a pose. (ca. 1914-1916) 

Boy let’s make like pre-1871 German states and unify.

Sassy Willy.

Actually, this is the kaiser’s eldest son, the Crown Prince.

But great photo, nevertheless!

tags » #germany #lol 
posted on 2/8/2013, with 3,872 notes (source: collectivehistory) — reblog
mistakesandmusicals: unicornbuttdrag: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: bunnyinthebasement: dragonsateyourtoast: thetomboywithheadphones: leraggadyman: thetomboywithheadphones: So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great. Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair YOU ARE MY HERO Reblogging just for the caption.  UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.  tbh this is the best thing on my dash You should say your name is Belial. Mwhahahahaha. It got better xD
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mistakesandmusicals:

unicornbuttdrag:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

bunnyinthebasement:

dragonsateyourtoast:

thetomboywithheadphones:

leraggadyman:

thetomboywithheadphones:

So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

tbh this is the best thing on my dash

You should say your name is Belial. Mwhahahahaha.

It got better xD

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 131,768 notes (source: thetomboywithheadphones) — reblog

hiimapsychopath:

zaynsbro:

slutformisha:

firstdandelions:

hELP

MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT

AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’

AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY

24*60 is 1440

Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day

ten days of internet per day

I just don’t even

(Source: imperialwaters)

tags » #misc #tumblr #lol 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 139,235 notes (source: imperialwaters) — reblog

racheltheprincessa:

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

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Sassy murica

(Source: milkouji)

tags » #'MURICA! #brits #lol 
posted on 2/5/2013, with 139,338 notes (source: milkouji) — reblog

#it’s okay gwen #we understand

(Source: mumfordness)

tags » #merlin #lol 
posted on 2/4/2013, with 1,240 notes (source: mumfordness) — reblog
The Doctor: Hey I just met you
The Doctor: And this is crazy
The Doctor: But I want you to come time travel with me and I'll show you all of time and space, and we'll fight Weeping Angels and Daleks and Cybermen and it will be awesome, and we'll be an otp that will tear people's hearts out and it will be awesome and you will probably come close to death several thousand times, but that's okay because I'll show you things you've never seen before, and have I mentioned it will be awesome
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor: So call me maybe
The Doctor: Because I live in a phone box
The Doctor: Haha get it
tags » #doctor who #lol 
posted on 2/4/2013, with 32,486 notes (source: borrowingbones) — reblog

#How to propose 101 taught by Mr. and Mrs. Pond.

(Source: previouslygillany)

tags » #doctor who #amy pond #rory williams #lol 
posted on 2/3/2013, with 50,472 notes (source: previouslygillany) — reblog

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

(Source: ricksanscrotum)

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/3/2013, with 140,425 notes (source: ricksanscrotum) — reblog

the-beatles-are-my-boyband:

raining-buttons:

the-doctor-in-distress:

How do you nicely tell someone to “shut the fuck up or I’ll slit your throat with a rusty knife”?

PLEASE shut the fuck up or I’ll slit your throat with a rusty knife

Unless you wish for your throat area to be better acquainted with my partially oxidized tool of slicing purposes, I suggest that you refrain from actively utilizing your vocal chords and remove yourself from the premises.  

(Source: the-king-of-butts)

tags » #misc #lol 
posted on 2/3/2013, with 32,700 notes (source: the-king-of-butts) — reblog

sociopath-in-the-tardis:

coldoak:

#this is like from some sappy music video 

#from the album “All my friends are dead”  #featuring the hit single by Dean Winchester #”My boyfriend is an angel”

tags » #supernatural #lol 
posted on 2/2/2013, with 50,503 notes (source: lianebalaban-deactivated2013040) — reblog

Inception (2010): How to deal with kidnappers like a boss

(Source: donalducks)

tags » #inception #lol 
posted on 2/2/2013, with 2,994 notes (source: donalducks) — reblog