tags » #merlin #arthur #lolMerlin Rewatch - 4x12 The Sword in the Stone (Part 1)
Best of Simpleton!Arthur
「ENFP, artist, musician, Toa, Time Lord, and aspiring chemist.」
Current occupations: 1st chair French horn, BGHS part-time; Toa, full-time; Sherlockian, full-time; Cumberbabe, part-time; Loki/Hiddleston's Army, part-time; Time Lord, full-time. ◦†◦ One word: AWESOME
tags » #merlin #arthur #lolMerlin Rewatch - 4x12 The Sword in the Stone (Part 1)
Best of Simpleton!Arthur
tags » #loli figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
who told you
(Source: alexkoehlerschin)
tags » #lol #basically yeah
tags » #tony stark #mitt romney #lolcan we please just take a moment to close our eyes and imagine how insanely hilarious and refreshing a public debate between tony stark and romney would be
2016?
On gay marriage:
“No, you don’t understand, Mittens, of course I recognize gay marriage and complete equal benefits for my employees; I trust them with the best technology and equipment and explosives in the country. As long as they don’t blow up my facilities, I’ll do whatever’s necessary to keep them happy and healthy. Explosives, Mittens.”
On reproductive rights:
“Just for a second, close your eyes, and imagine that the Black Widow is your co-worker. And also lives two floors down from you, so she knows where you sleep. She once incapacitated me- for my own health, of course, but that’s irrelevant- she can do any job a man can do, better, without breaking a sweat, and she learned ‘enhanced interrogation’ from the KGB. Do you want to tell her what she can or cannot do with her own body? I thought not. Okay, moving on.”
On jobs:
“Who remembers that stock crash when I first came out as Iron Man and said I wasn’t making weapons anymore?” *uncomfortable snickers from audience*
“No, go ahead, laugh. Everyone thought I was crazy. Pepper thought I was crazy, and I owe her a pony for putting up with me all these years. Oh, shoot, national TV, now I have to give her one, don’t I? Anyway, they thought I was crazy, because I was shutting down the biggest branch of SI, where most of our manufacturing and research went. Investors didn’t have hope. But you know what? We took those brilliant people, got some fresh ideas, remodeled some factories, and not one employee got laid off that year. Because if you people work hard, and work together, and you work in a fair environment where every crazy, brilliant idea has a chance to flourish, then you can take half a company and grow it to bigger than it was before.
And that’s what we need to do with jobs in this country. These unemployment statistics? Suck. So let me give you some numbers about how I plan to fix that, so we can get this country working again. Here’s the plan: and then he goes and gives statistics, and Romney makes a fish face, because Pepper Gave Him Notecards And He Actually Followed Them. Well, for this part of the speech.
On defense:
I am Iron Man, in case you don’t watch the news. Also, we have a Hulk. Just putting that out there. Considering the events of the last few years, I think other countries will think twice about pissing off President Stark.
On green energy: Stark is pretty much still the only name in green energy, and all our new facilities are LEED Gold certified. We’re still working on upgrades to some of the oldest buildings, but they’re well on their way. You know how hard it is to get building permits in California? So yeah, I support the efforts we make in this country to live more sustainably. Because I love this country, and I’d like to save it for the long run. It’s kind of what I do. Because it’s awfully hard to Avenge against pollution.
And in case they get into a dick size contest over who loves America more…
“I’m in a monogamous relationship with freedom”
i’m crY I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THIS WORLD
omg help me I’ve fallen down laughing and crying and can’t find the will to get up
Okay, everyone go home. Tony Stark and this post just won the Internet.
Most in-character thing I’ve seen so far.
I just made the ugliest snort ever. Because it COULD happen like this.
Please let this happen.
(Source: vhis)
tags » #sherlock #post-reichembach #loltags » #sherlock #lol #john #mollyThere’s been a lot of theorizing that Molly is Mary Morstan and that she and John are going to get hitched, but guys
can you even imagine the sex? it would be like
I’ll stop calling out Sherlock’s name when you do.
tags » #misc #lolThe number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
I like this because it reminds me of all of the hilarious, lost moments of late-night weirdness I have had in my life…I LoLd like seven times reading this.
Oh my glob the friggin snake one though
(Source: youtube.com)
tags » #tumblr #what the fuck #lolima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:
I want these framed and in my house.
you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
Ugh.
(Source: thrutimeandspace)
tags » #actors #lol #benedict cumberbatch #sir ian mckellen #robert downey jr. #alan rickman
