(Source: walkingflame)

slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

star trek heist au → pike recruits a team of “the best of the best” to rob him a bank.

kirk: the mastermind

bones: his right-hand man; oversees everything and makes sure these hotshots don’t get themselves killed

spock: the IT/hacker guy

uhura: a brilliant con artist

sulu: the getaway car/the muscle

scotty: ballistics

chekov: a rookie genius pickpocket who’s been making a name for himself on the streets

(Source: captainsulus)

cthsulhu:

sluglock:

*kicks open your door* i heard you were talking shit about benedict cumberbatch

jadehariey:

remember that time when junie b. jones had to pee but she couldn’t go to the restrooms bc the janitor locked them so she called 911

batched:

grimdarkthroes:

cupcakesandrocketships:

Casting appreciation gif.

This seriously pisses me off because TWO men of the “correct” ethnicity/race were asked to play the role of Khan. I don’t remember their names because this back when Into Darkness was in casting yo but they BOTH DECLINED.

So there’s a HUGE difference between “well, we asked the best in the business and they both said no, so we should go with another actor of the ‘incorrect’ race who is also very well suited for the role” and doing what the Hunger Games did which is literally only let white girls audition for Katniss. 

When actors decline there is fuckall you can do. It’s shitty, no doubt, that Khan ended up being white, but BC did a great job in the role, while knowing he was third choice. I won’t begrudge him for taking it, and I won’t begrudge the casting crew for going with him after their best actors declined. 

^ Bless.

annieisapineapple:

rorywhatareyoudoing:

randommakings:

[X]

Love Ten and Donna!

best post ever.

These two…

My favorite Brotp

Favourite DW scene EVER

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

(Source: chibigordonramsay)

deduction019:

sakibatch:

animal-plasters:

damn.

THIS IS ILLEGAL—

SCREamiNG

I just wanna grab that tie and pull…and never stop pulling…never…never…

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

There are two kinds of people…

(Source: moshita)

tomatotaster:

eridanbooty:

photoncerberus:

the-grudge-girl:

Hide and Seek Alone

Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.

You will need:

• A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)
• Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)
• Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)
• Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)
• Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)
• Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)
• Hiding place 
• A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)

Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice. 

Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll. 

Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it. 

Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide. 

Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game. 

To play:

Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active

Step 2: Give the doll a name 

Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)

Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin. 

Step 5: Turn off all the lights

Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times

Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.

Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit. 

To end:

When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll,  Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it. 

Important:

• Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.
• You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.
• Don’t go outside
• When hiding, BE SILENT
• Turn off all electronics before starting
• When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you. 
• When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.
• After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits. 

People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:

• TV changing channels on its own
• Perfectly normal lights flickering 
• Doors opening and closing
• Hearing the sound of laughter

hide and seek with a doll more like hELL FUCKING NO

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville.

fuckspock:

Star Trek into Darkness cast.

So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

effortless-paradise:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

i think you are

forgetting somebody

very important

who deserves to be on this list